Why RLSVs are doomed to fail

Before I continue let me state that the title of my blog should not fool anyone.
In my time scurrying around and spying for my buddy Krampus (thanks for the 1 lb wad
of cheddar cheese you delivered to me on New Years Day by the way) I've come in contact with plenty of peeps on both sides of the fence; both RLSH and RLSV. Now I would like to say that these experiences were enjoyable all the time but then again that would make this wee little mouse a liar and that's something I have no need to do in this case. Aside from a few RLSH who are bit off center (but not in a bad way mind you) I've had nothing but enjoyable experiences dealing with them. Now as for the RLSVs, will aside from a pretty little vixen named Executrix (shameless plug - listen to her and Krampus on Creature Feature most Saturday nights at 11 PM eastern time at blogtalkradio.com/rlsv) most of my experiences with them have been about as enjoyable as having ones testicles placed in a tight vice followed by having napalm poured on them. I try to be a mere observer but much like Krampus I call it like I see it and I call people out whether they are hero or villain. So if the RLSVs don't like me equating them to a carrion beetle nibbling on a donkeys ass then they should not do things to incite this reaction from me. But since they insist on doing so as the saying goes "TOO FUCKING BAD!!!"

But anyways, some RLSVs think I don't understand part of their dislike of the RLSH. Some RLSVs (if they are being honest which seems to be unlikely) claim that the RLSH are loose cannons...violent and armed vigilantes who scour the cities like rabid packs of dogs, attacking without provocation or restraint. While this may be the case with any RLSH, it can also be the case with anyone with a vigilante mentality whether they don a costume or not.

Is this fear that some RLSVs have the real reason for their existence or do they just use it as a smokescreen to act like imbecile ass clowns with their blogs and their defamatory descriptions of simple internet pictures? My opinion is that the RLSVs merely use this as a phantom excuse to act like internet irritants. Why you might ask? Well if the RLSH were the vigilante-gone-wild group of people the RLSV claim to be then why isn't the media reporting rampant cases of such abuse constantly? Where are the stories of the RLSH and their thug like behavior landing them in jail? IF it was as bad as the RLSV say it is then then would be a major story
on all stations and air waves. But no, it is not. So when people like The Impotent
(alias the Potentate), Black Dung (alias Black Sun), the Bronze Bedpan or Lord Maggot (alias Lord Malignance), and the Beryllium Bitch (alias Agent Beryllium) spout off about the need to crush the RLSH movement all I can do is sit back and laugh at the futility of their endeavors. Why just recently I saw the Bronze Bedpan threaten to send some lackeys after a friend of mine - translation to this: He's
going to take 5 minutes out of his pathetic existence to climb up the stairs on his mommies basement, tell his mommy that my friend made him angry and cry and ask her to go chastise my friend vehemently because he lacks the sack to do so himself.

The RLSV movement is doomed to fail just as it continues to fail now. There are several reasons for this. First off, for all their crying about how the RLSH are riddled with people who are "a bit off" they need only look in the mirror and see
mental instability in their own group. Take the Black Dung for example. Recently, he told me that people, especially children who are born with genetic deficiencies or acquire incurable diseases like cancer show be exterminated so as to not further taint the gene pool for future generations. So really, who in their right mind would listen to someone with this vile train of thought when it comes to discussing the ethics and morality of anyone, be they a regular Joe or an RLSH. Black Dung so many other RLSV suffer under a simple delusion - they think they have the right to judge others moral and ethical fiber when they themselves have none to start with. It's like taking the 12 most corrupt people in the world and putting them on a jury to decide innocence of guilt. Then we have the Impotent. Months ago he puts out a picture of a father in a costume with his daughter and defames them both by claiming that the father in question was a pedophile and that the child was in danger. He did not take time to see that this was a father and child. Instead and for his sick perverse nature he chose otherwise. Word is he has a wee one himself these days. I wonder how he would feel if someone took a picture of him holding his child and found a way to implicate him in some for of child abuse. Then again the Impotent is nothing more than a glorified T-shirt salesman with computer skills who hides behind a cloud of smoke. Come to think of it... his appearance defines what ROACH is at least to me - a group of bored failed deviants who try to hide their sorry selves behind some form of internet obfuscation. So once again, how can anyone trust what the Impotent says when he thrives on deception so much? Is he really concerned with the "Dreaded RLSH" or is he in this just to sell t-shirts and annoy people? I'm kinda leaning towards the latter (and his t-shirts are probably made from cheap ass material anyways). Then we had an instance where some RLSVs were discussing possibly using spam-bots laced with porn or viruses to attack RLSH-themed forums. Last time I checked that was illegal. But wait, aren't the RLSV supposed to be trying to take down the RLSH because the RLSH are potentially doing things illegally? Ladies and gentlemen that's called hypocrisy. But wait, there's more. A former and possibly still member of the ROACH organization several weeks ago declared war on the RLSH, using words that sounded almost like a intent of jihad. He even went so far as to threaten to disrupt charity functions run by RLSH members dedicated to raising awareness for good causes (Ex: fighting diseases, child and spousal abuse, and protection of the environment.) Now if the crux of the RLSV issue is stopping the RLSH from patrolling then they should have no issue with this. Apparently however this is not the case. Again this is contradictory to the apparent dogma of the RLSV.
Lastly, we have the Beryllium Bitch, the poster child for a bad hair day and lack of melanin. And no, I am not a racist by saying this. Allow me to explain. The Beryllium Bitch thrives on working with the Bronze Bedpan (sometimes I think he acts like the equivalent of her internet pimp or something). They combine to take pictures on the net of RLSH members and defame and ridicule them. Recently, she took picture of two people in the RLSH community of particular notice; the first Being Nyx and the second being Crossfire the Crusader. She mocked Nyx for her fashion sense and likened her appearance to that of a prostitute (which I find ironic because the Beryllium Bitch recently took a picture of the Aluminum Chef pissing in public - yeah, real classy BB ). Then she took a picture of Crossfire and likened him to looking like a member of the KKK and apparently had a problem with him being from Arkansas. Funny thing is a few times when she's been confronted with people treating her the same way she gets "annoyed". Well, honey, if you don't like people treating you like a bitch then don't act like one.

With the RLSV community having people like this being their voices it's no wonder no one takes then seriously. They are nothing more than a gimmick - a group of people who hide behind the shield of so called satire to act like a bunch of assholes. The RLSH movement will continue. It will grow and while far from perfect, they have one thing going for them above all else. While the RLSV sit back on their fat asses and do nothing but complain and make fun of the RLSH, the RLSH go out and continue to try to improve the world around them. The are activists. The RLSV claim that the actions of the RLSH are dangerous. I'm here to say that the inaction of most RLSV towards making things better makes them lazy and their rhetoric for the most part irrelevant. Ironically, of any RLSV to get up and do something positive, it would be very unlike a villain and much more like a hero. If I had a modicum of respect for the RLSV then I'd offer them a bit of my cheese to go with their whine because really, that's all they do is complain and further solidify their existence as losers. This is why they are doomed to fail - because they bring nothing to the table that is of any real value.

Lastly, allow me to make a special mention of Executrix once again. She is the exception to the negativity I have for the RLSV. She uses her status as a villain for charitable endeavors, playing it off the RLSH for what is ultimately a positive outcome. For this reason I hold her in high esteem - she's proven that you can still be a "bad girl" but have a good heart. Many RLSV could learn alot from her if they took the time and effort to do so but as I said before, most RLSV are lazy and hypocritical in thought and action. So it would be pointless for this wee little mouse to expect anything worthwhile from them. As for the RLSH, my advice to you is keep doing what you do but don't cross any lines because if you do you should be held accountable just like anyone else. The RLSV want you to fail because they would use that to further their propaganda. But really, if you did not exist then they would not either so revel in the fact that in a backwards kind of way you own the RLSV. ;)

Anyways, that's it for me for now. I see Whiskers the alley cat pouncing my way and that means it's time for me to scurry into the shadows. Keep in mind heroes and villains alike, much like my magnanimous mythical friend Krampus.. I'll be watching you from the shadows so play nice. If not then you get what you deserve. ;)